This is so funny! I found a lot of lists all over the internet about what to do at
Wal-mart when you get bored.
THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART:
1)Ride the handi-cap carts at the front of the store
2)Make all the alarm clocks go off at fifteen minute intervals
3)Challenge other customers to duels with the water noodle things
4)Redress the manikins
5)Walk up to an employee and say "Code three" in an official tone and then watch and see what happens
6)Turn all the radio's to polka music
7)Pretend to be fascinated with the automatic doors,keep walking in and out ESPECIALLY if there are people behind you
8)Walk up to complete strangers and say "Oh, I haven't seen you in so long. How are you?" (see if they play along)
9)Hide in the clothes racks and whisper "Buy me, buy me" when people come by to shop
10)Ride a display bicycle, claiming your taking it for a test drive
11)Follow people around until they leave the store
12)As the cashier runs your items through the scanner say in a stupid voice "wow, magic!"
13)Put M&M's on layaway
14)TP the store
15)Randomly throw things into the neighboring isles
16)run around yelling "where is it" and ignore it when people try to help you, then yell "I found it" a lot of times
17)When someone asks you if you need help,start crying and ask them " Why won't you leave ME alone?!?"
18)Ask employees if the have made up items in stock (EX: "Do you have any Fwoo?")
19)While handling the guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if where the anti depressant pills are, sound spastic
20)Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."
21)When the loudspeaker comes on crouch down and yell "No! NO, it's the voices again"
22)Leave cryptic messages on the type writers
23)Play a game of indoor freeze tag
24)Tell people you will sue them for false advertising, since they don't sell walls
25)Go to the dressing room and say "Hey! We're out of toliet paper in here"
26)Stay around the store until someone asks you to leave, then tell them "I live here!"
COMMENT IF YOU DO ANY OF THESE! THESE ARE NOT MY IDEAS, I JUST FOUND THEM ON THE INTERNET!